I’d say I was a good driver. After all, I’ve driven for years, had to, I live in the middle of nowhere. It’s a gorgeous part of the country though, just fields, trees and little villages. I love it.
It’s not so much fun when you can’t drive though and there’s only one bus a week. Now that isn’t funny…
You see, I lost my licence last Christmas. I was prosecuted for drink driving.
Now, Colin, pillar of the community, estate car-driving accounts manager for small engineering company, is a convicted criminal.
Who’d have thought it?